A dude who invites so many wieners that his excitement comes from the “hot dog water” that constantly leaks from within the depths of his hot dog buns.
Chris Championed on so much that he had such a remarkable and eventful weekend that he was as damp and smelly as the roller grill at the local QwikTrip.
by 11Insanity11 February 21, 2026
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