Chowned

Chown: vb

To verbally accost somebody or people.



I have never heard this used outside of the military and I am wondering if it is an in house expression.. Maybe somone else can shed light on it! Definitely used in the fashion of the examples given.
(He) fucked up and I had to chown (him)!

I spoke to (him) about his fuck up and when I was finished, he considered (himself) chowned!

(He) deserved a good chowning for that stupid fuck up!
by Jaffser March 10, 2009
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chown

To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>
chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.
by nadir September 13, 2003
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chowned

what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
by aichains August 16, 2006
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chowned

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.
He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.
by jupdog October 07, 2009
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chown

The Linux command for "Change the owner and/or group of each FILE to OWNER and/or GROUP." Caution- this has other synonyms!
Tom was chowning on his laptop computer.
by psnack July 06, 2009
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Chown

Not just a giant turd, THE giant turd. The coolest person and/or thing an the face of the earth. Unbelievably sexy and irresistible.

Also see chrischown
WOW!! What a Chown!!
by chown July 11, 2008
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chowned

Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.
by Chowned May 01, 2007
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