choke on it
choke on it by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
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Choke On It
I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.
Choke On It by Old School Amy February 28, 2012
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choke on it
fan-Hey Jerry Jones you need to hire a general manager or your team will keep losing.
Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.
fan-Choke on it. (lmao)
Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.
fan-Choke on it. (lmao)
choke on it by mandengho October 20, 2012
choke on it
when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)
One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.
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