Chody Cordero 

chody has the sweatiest little palms know to mankind. he is know to tell the most gregarious lies and constantly caps about the women hes been with. he stands an impressive 5'2 and weighs approximately 290 pounds. he loves the fine delicious vapors of a box mod vape paired with a coke and a double quarter pounder with bacon and cheese. he usually is playing fortnite or being a complete hero as he is also a emt, fire fighter and a member of a secret organization which he loves to brag about. he loves to travel to Florida and go to girls houses houses where he promptly daps up their dad before smashing them while their parents listen. he lasts for hours at a time and is know as the doctor of love. he is also know as being the biggest badass in the world and can do anything even if it is not humanely possible. as long as no one is watching. he even once choke slammed a patient at the hospital he works at. he is the greatest human to ever live and a textbook definition of a real man. he also has a pokemon created after him. chodimon the sweaty hands pokemon. he also can mimic any singers voice as according to an eyewitness, his mother. both of his parents are scared to death of him and regularly let him use their bed for premarital fornication, while they listen to his boarish grunts in awe.

other aliases : diego lamb or chody lamb

that guy is such a badass... must be chody cordero
ooooh no way he just fucked my daughter.... that damn chody cordero
what a amazing singer... must be chody cordero

Chody Cordero by parker douglas February 23, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012