Chody Cordero

chody has the sweatiest little palms know to mankind. he is know to tell the most gregarious lies and constantly caps about the women hes been with. he stands an impressive 5'2 and weighs approximately 290 pounds. he loves the fine delicious vapors of a box mod vape paired with a coke and a double quarter pounder with bacon and cheese. he usually is playing fortnite or being a complete hero as he is also a emt, fire fighter and a member of a secret organization which he loves to brag about. he loves to travel to Florida and go to girls houses houses where he promptly daps up their dad before smashing them while their parents listen. he lasts for hours at a time and is know as the doctor of love. he is also know as being the biggest badass in the world and can do anything even if it is not humanely possible. as long as no one is watching. he even once choke slammed a patient at the hospital he works at. he is the greatest human to ever live and a textbook definition of a real man. he also has a pokemon created after him. chodimon the sweaty hands pokemon. he also can mimic any singers voice as according to an eyewitness, his mother. both of his parents are scared to death of him and regularly let him use their bed for premarital fornication, while they listen to his boarish grunts in awe.

other aliases : diego lamb or chody lamb

that guy is such a badass... must be chody cordero
ooooh no way he just fucked my daughter.... that damn chody cordero
what a amazing singer... must be chody cordero

by parker douglas February 23, 2022