Chodak

A commonly used Tibetan name for a guy. Usually has long arms and legs, and can pummel anyone that messes with him. A tibetan slang for lanky

"Oh man that Chodak is not a tank"

by Foot Massages May 23, 2010

Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

Chodage

Owned/pwned by ones chode.

That was such massive chodage.

by Calhix March 3, 2009

Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

chodapalooza

1)is a party of chodes; which may include any numbers of such persons with a short, fat, hairy genitalia

2)a couple of retards trying to hump a door knob

Damn! That MaChode is probably the organizer for Chodapalooza '09.

by Gizzzz General March 20, 2009

Chodabear

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.

holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!

by Bernice williams July 21, 2009