Chocolate bidet 

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

Chocolate bidet by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Chocolate bidet 

When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness

“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”

Chocolate bidet by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021