Chocolate Waffle 

A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.

Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.

n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.

See also UpperDeck

Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.

Chocolate Waffle by SidJihad November 5, 2013

chocolate waffle 

A chocolate waffle is when you take a steamy turd on a girl's chest and then hit it with a tennis racket. SPLAT!!! Chocolate Waffle.

I caught my girl checking out some dudes at the bar, so I gave that cumdumpster a chocolate waffle.

chocolate waffle by Joey T. September 20, 2007

Chocolate Waffle 

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

Chocolate Waffle by Blundabus May 12, 2022

Chocolate Waffle 

the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle

That girl last night gave me a Chocolate Waffle, the waffle was gross, but the rest was amazing.

Chocolate Waffle by cudycudikins February 23, 2011

chocolate waffle 

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

chocolate waffle by joshssexslave September 30, 2022

Indian chocolate waffle

The act of shitting in a waffle maker letting it cook cum on it as syrup and eat it

Yo Mikey did you enjoy the Indian chocolate waffle I made last night?

Indian chocolate waffle by Henry baker July 20, 2026

Indian chocolate waffle

The act of shitting in a waffle maker and after it’s done cooking cum on it then eat it all

Yo Mikey did you enjoy the Indian chocolate waffle I made for you last night?

Indian chocolate waffle by Henry baker July 20, 2026