Chocolate Tip

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When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.

"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."

Chocolate Tip by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

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Chocolate Tip

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.

I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!

Chocolate Tip by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020

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chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

chocolate q-tip by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

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chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

chocolate q-tip by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

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chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

chocolate q-tip by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

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chocolatehippie

She’s thick and chocolate with a big smile. She’s kind to everyone and treats people with respect without prejudgement. She’s goofy yet really smart. She loves the water and the sun. Her energy is sexual submissive. She’s a Queen to only one King. She is attracted to alpha males: strong and gentle when it comes to her. She is addicted to work because she enjoys the freedom to choose to do so. She wears her Black proud and loud. She reads abs researches...a lot. Cooking is her favorite pass time. She is a motherly soul. She treats everyone as a human being first.

It’s a ChocolateHippie, and she’s beautiful.

chocolatehippie by NotOfThisPlace March 4, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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