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Chocolate Shake

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Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.
I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.
Chocolate Shake by Sexybitch20 January 4, 2010

Chocolate Shake

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When a girl shits in her own hand and then proceeds to jerk a man off.
The girl in the back room of the party is handing out chocolate shakes like it's happy hour at the local 5 & Diner.
Chocolate Shake by Johnny Suicide August 31, 2018

chocolate shake

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When in a drunken stupor, you shit in between a girls tits and use the shit as lube, while proceeding to tit fuck her.
Yo I was fucking this fatty and I made her a chocolate shake
chocolate shake by Kansasboi December 6, 2007

chocolate shake

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After squeezing out a nice nig biscuit, one proceeds to take the head of an unsuspecting victim and perform what is known as a swirly on the freshly crapped poo.
person1- yo man, why you got all the shit on your face
person2- this douchebag just gave me a chocolate shake
person1- you smell like shit

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

colorado chocolate shake 

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When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
colorado chocolate shake by bemused January 14, 2015
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