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Chocolate Martha Stewart 

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
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Chocolate Martha Stewart 

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
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