chocolate express 

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

chocolate express by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013

Chocolate Express 

when an awesome black guy is having sex he nicknames is slong the chocolate express

chuga chuga chuga chuga WOOO WOOOO the chocolate express is arriving at your train hole

Chocolate Express by sparrow_93 April 24, 2011

Iowa Chocolate Express 

A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)

You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.

Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...

In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!

Iowa Chocolate Express by dndn95 December 2, 2009

Chocolate Smoothie Express 

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

Chocolate Smoothie Express by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

The Choclate Express 

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance

Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?

The Choclate Express by mikethekilla August 12, 2009

chocolate expressway 

back door

Bob's wife wouldn't let him stick it in the chocolate expressway.

chocolate expressway by jamestiberiuskirk November 7, 2010