Chocolate Express

when an awesome black guy is having sex he nicknames is slong the chocolate express

chuga chuga chuga chuga WOOO WOOOO the chocolate express is arriving at your train hole

by sparrow_93 April 24, 2011

chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013

Iowa Chocolate Express

A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)

You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.

Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...

In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!

by dndn95 December 02, 2009

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022