Chocolate Cheerios

The ultimate breakfast of champions. The act of having scandalous sex.

Yep. I just had a shower, Chocolate Cheerios, and left for work.

by SVT BAIT January 1, 2012

chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

chocolate strawberry cheerios

bloody, dirty, messy, poopy, anal sex

"I did chocolate strawberry cheerios to your sister"

by donald_trumps_pubic_hair April 7, 2023