Chlamydophila 

An obsession with people that have chlamydia or a fascination with the disease.

A: I want chlamydia so badly!
B: Dude, you have Chlamydophila!

Chlamydophila by Confettimoose January 26, 2017

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster by sjd76 December 25, 2013