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Chipped chopped ham 

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P
Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!
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chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.
Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.
chipped ham by schizoartist November 2, 2004

Chipped Ham

This word is mainly used for a girl that is beat (has alot of sex). Her vagina lips hang down really low...looking like chipped ham.
Damn, Nicole sleeps around alot, i bet she got chipped ham.
Chipped Ham by Blue_Bomber April 30, 2004

chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash
Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
chipped ham pussy by Sully May 8, 2004

Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.
1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!
chipped ham by Joey The Eye January 3, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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