1. my rendetion of what is said in the lyrics of "Freshman" by The Verve Pipe. It can be found only once somewhat near the beginning of the song actually being "She's a punk and rarely ever." Which, means ...well...exactly what it says.
A medical condition characterize by a shortened face, somewhat resembling the north Americanrodent of the genus Tamias in the family Sciridae. This defect is though to be brought on by allergic reactions to acorns during the gestational period of the mother.
That poor deformed man is suffering from Chipmunkacephalic. He looks like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmonks.