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chink eyed 

You're eyes are squinted like a Chineses mans;The way your eyes look after you've just smoked some weed, and are high off of your ass...
Corey was so chink eyed after smoking that weed.
chink eyed by Shaquana July 6, 2005

Chink Eyed 

Not necessarily a derogatory term unless an Asian person takes it as so. Most Asians who do smoke pot have distinguished a fine line between the derogatory term (Chink) and this term. And I've met some cool Asians that will allow you to say the latter without shooting an AK-47 at your head.

This is just a term to describe the squinting eyes that one gets when taking the drug, Cannabis.
The author of this definition, KD42 is chink eyed all the time, and thinks Asian women are really hot.
Chink Eyed by KD42 March 14, 2011

chink eyed 

where a chinese person picks there arse and the pokes you in the eyes afterwards
gary says to kyle- ouch that was nasty when that man at tescos chink eyed me i could have cryed
chink eyed by P'n'S dicktionary March 16, 2011

chink-eyed 

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!
Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!
chink-eyed by Duffy sistahz August 29, 2006

Chink eyed flu 

A descriptive term used to reference a person under the influence of marijuana. One of the symptoms of this popular drug is red squinted eyes. The squinting of the eyes creates slanted eye look. So chink a negative slang word used when referencing someone of asian decent is descriptive of the appearance of the eyes. An additional symptom is lethargy, slow moving pace when high on marijuana, or flu like behavior.
Hey boss...dis real nigga shit got you straight up trippin wit da chink eyed flu.
Chink eyed flu by Or'acle February 19, 2018

slant eyed chink 

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.
Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.
slant eyed chink by I forget March 2, 2005
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