Chinesus

Chinesus is the SinoSan, the legendary Chinese Jesus, the anti-Japanesus. A wrathful and merciless God, he does not suffer fools.

All hail Chinesus, for he is mighty!

by Jomi July 29, 2008

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Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010

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The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians

Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER

by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012

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while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world

to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"

by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013

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Chinesse kiss

A kiss where the whole body is kissed. From the head to the legs, its done like a cannibal kissing every part of the body. it involves being bitten in a sexual way sometimes leaving bite marks on the body.

Bro Jemie was all freaky last night, she gave me a chinesse kiss and left me with bite marks.

by jaecmox256 April 2, 2020

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