Chimpmeister Share definition Flag Noun. A person who shorts the bag and/or weighs the bag and the twisty tie. Aka shyster Drugsy shorted my bag again. He’s such a chimpmeister Chimpmeister by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Chimpmeister mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch