Chimosa

Mexican Slang Meaning; Someone Who's A Snitch, Informer or Traitor.

Policeman: Oh Yeah You're Goin' Down. Don't Even Try To lie Your Way Outta This One! 'Cause We Got A Man On The Inside This Time!

Criminal: I'm Gonna Fuckin' Kill That Chimosa.

Chimosa by DGringo October 1, 2009

Baby Chimosa

A tease, one who doesn't give
The Igloo for Eskimo Brothers

I really needed some brain, but that girl was a real Baby Chimosa

Baby Chimosa by Chimosa October 13, 2010

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chismosa 

A nosey ass motherfucker

Mirel was being a chismosa as she looked over at my phone, and tried to read my text.

Chismosa by Chickentendersaremyheaven June 26, 2017

Chilosa 

Chilosa describes a female who is sassy, classy, spicy and feisty. She may be the girl next door, but she's also fun and fearless, with an independent spirit and deep sense of inner confidence. This term was coined by the group Prima J.

Keep looking at me cuz I know you want to be me. It's cool, get a good look... you don't see chilosa every day.

Chilosa by ChrissyChrissy January 9, 2008

chismosa 

shit-talking woman. female gossiper.

rosalita es una pinche chismosa.
rosalita is a fucking shit-talker.

chismosa by baked alaska March 22, 2005

chismosa 

someone who always knows the latest gossip or news about other people and feels compelled to delight everyone around him or her with it. a person or group of people (usually women) always absorbed in other people's buisness.

Juana_ oye marisol you hear bout that stoopid slut azucena how she like tried to get with rosa's man pedro???

marisol_ naw juana you like totally turnin into da block chismosa giirl!!

chismosa by bigdawg2000 October 14, 2011