an extrememly delicious frozen drink sold at Cumberland Farms for 69 cents plus tax, so 72 cents. Comes in many delictable flavors including coke, cherry, clue raspberry, sour apple, leomonade, and grape.
A Chillionaire is a person who is able to chill at all times. Chillionaire is not a monetary term. A Chillionaire is able to enjoy their hobby, job and family without worrying about there financial situation.
That dude is a Chillionaire, he rides pow pow all day.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.