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Chiliwink 

When you ask an employee of a store if something sold out on the shelf is available in the back, they say no, you then go home to see it is in stock online and available in the back so you return to the store and rip that employees dick off and shove it in their own ass while picking up the product that you originally came to the store for.
Is this item available. No. Well could you please go check in the back because I do not want to have to return later and CHILIWINK YOUR ASS!
Chiliwink by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

chiliwink 

Chiliwink: To remove someones body part and proceed to shove it up their own ass.
You better quit pointing at me with that finger before I chiliwink your ass with it!
chiliwink by MouthOfThaSouth February 27, 2018
An act of one showing courage in a scene of anal sex between 2 drunk Mexicans and a panda who are making a car.
I heard he chiliwanged
Chiliwang by Chimbamwama January 22, 2014

chilinka 

anything you want it to mean. if your sick minded you think sick things if your open minded you think of random things
jerry:"put your chilinka back in your pants dude!!"

dave:"relax its just a twizzler"
chilinka by meeven3 December 28, 2008

chiliwipped 

The act of a guy spanking a girls ass with his member as he is ejaculating. Typicaly done at the start of the crack, just above the brown eye
That chick was so fine I chiliwhipped her ass.
chiliwipped by hybrid October 13, 2004

chilipunked

When a newspaper or other news media source does not mention your group in a story and you beleive said mention is warranted, you have been "chilipunked."
From the News & Observer (Raleigh, NC) Blog, "Under the Dome" on March 4, 2008.

The Libertarian Party plans to post challengers in some legislative races.

The party has collected more than 95,000 signatures and is in the process of certifying them with local elections officials and the State Board of Election, according to would-be gubernatorial candidate Mike Munger.

In an e-mail to Dome, the Duke University political science professor said that once the party plans to field candidates in "quite a few" of the 56 races with no competition.

"We'd (the Libertarians) love to be able to have a primary, but the state denied our right to do that when they used their discretion to decertify us after the 2004 election," he wrote.

He also said that Dome's failure to mention the possibility of Libertarian candidates "chilipunked" him. We have no earthly idea what that verb means.

chilipunked by Ben Lurking March 4, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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