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Chiliwink 

When you ask an employee of a store if something sold out on the shelf is available in the back, they say no, you then go home to see it is in stock online and available in the back so you return to the store and rip that employees dick off and shove it in their own ass while picking up the product that you originally came to the store for.
Is this item available. No. Well could you please go check in the back because I do not want to have to return later and CHILIWINK YOUR ASS!
Chiliwink by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

chiliwink 

Chiliwink: To remove someones body part and proceed to shove it up their own ass.
You better quit pointing at me with that finger before I chiliwink your ass with it!
chiliwink by MouthOfThaSouth February 27, 2018
An act of one showing courage in a scene of anal sex between 2 drunk Mexicans and a panda who are making a car.
I heard he chiliwanged
Chiliwang by Chimbamwama January 22, 2014

chilinka 

anything you want it to mean. if your sick minded you think sick things if your open minded you think of random things
jerry:"put your chilinka back in your pants dude!!"

dave:"relax its just a twizzler"
chilinka by meeven3 December 28, 2008

chiliwipped 

The act of a guy spanking a girls ass with his member as he is ejaculating. Typicaly done at the start of the crack, just above the brown eye
That chick was so fine I chiliwhipped her ass.
chiliwipped by hybrid October 13, 2004

chilipunked

When a newspaper or other news media source does not mention your group in a story and you beleive said mention is warranted, you have been "chilipunked."
From the News & Observer (Raleigh, NC) Blog, "Under the Dome" on March 4, 2008.

The Libertarian Party plans to post challengers in some legislative races.

The party has collected more than 95,000 signatures and is in the process of certifying them with local elections officials and the State Board of Election, according to would-be gubernatorial candidate Mike Munger.

In an e-mail to Dome, the Duke University political science professor said that once the party plans to field candidates in "quite a few" of the 56 races with no competition.

"We'd (the Libertarians) love to be able to have a primary, but the state denied our right to do that when they used their discretion to decertify us after the 2004 election," he wrote.

He also said that Dome's failure to mention the possibility of Libertarian candidates "chilipunked" him. We have no earthly idea what that verb means.
chilipunked by Ben Lurking March 4, 2008
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