Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaningone's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.
See also: Chilean mine worker
After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.
A man cums deep in someone's anus, then uses his finger to dig out his sperm. While digging for "his men", it is likely he will have to remove some poop.
I was fucking this slut in her asshole, and right before I was about to pull out, I decided to give her a Chilean mine shaft.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.