childcare

a woman (or man, rare) who sits around all day dealing with snotty annoying children feeding them kraftdinner because its cheap

childcare sucks

by meeboca August 24, 2008

childcare centre

A womans vag*na or mouth or anus after she has received a fresh load of sperm from a man.

I dropped the kids of at a few childcare centres last night, all without leaving the bedroom.

by pimp_c April 21, 2008

do childcare

If a woman is doing childcare, she's on maternity leave (especially after the childbirth) and taking care of her newborn babies.

A: What do you do for work ?

B: Well, i used to work as an office worker, but currently i just stay home and do childcare.

by Ross Lingual November 13, 2020

Drop-In Childcare

Non-traditional childcare service that specializes in hourly daycare. No reservations are needed and therefore you can just "drop in" whenever you want. These types of facilities are often open later than traditional childcare centers and are ideal for parent that don't work 9-5 or who just want a few hours for themselves. One example of a drop-in childcare center is www.KidSpa.com

The wife and I took the kids to a drop-in childcare center so we could have a date night!

by BusyDad December 17, 2019

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 30, 2019

shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021