child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

Child Fingerer

A child who makes a living out of playing piano

My nephew is a child fingerer he is very good at what he does

by EwanTrezize69420 September 2, 2021