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Chief Piggum 

(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.
"Ah, naw see hear. You're under arrest see, for grand larceny, see. Also for, DOA. Or was it DUI?"
Chief Piggum by G-Union July 28, 2003

Cheif Piggums 

a pig looking girl who enjoys her fair share of scraps from the trash reeks of shit and does not shower
Young whipper snapper #1: Hey you know cheif piggums?

Young whipper snapper #2: oh, you mean the chick that looks like a pig?

Young whipper snapper #1: Yeah isn't she a character?

Young whipper snapper #2: No.. but she looks like a pig!!!!!!

Young whipper snapper #1: Agreed
Cheif Piggums by Jon forbite January 1, 2009