chide

Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.

Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.

by chodemaster December 10, 2002

Chide

A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.

Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.

by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004

Chide

Getting high or is high

"Are you chide bro"

by Kockstanly June 8, 2018

chide

Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.

That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.

by Jenna E September 30, 2005

Chide

A term for a small spread Vagina.

Dude i Just put my Chode in her Chide, just like that bro.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

chide-chick

A side chick from the country Chile

kuki got a lotta chide-chicks damn

by xan01 October 19, 2023