The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.
<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.
<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.