Chi-Com Joe
Our apparent “46th” president.
Goes against his word and bans fracking 1 day into his “presidency”. Writes EO with nothing on any of the pages, doesn’t even sign his name. Turns his back on National Guard: tells them to sleep in a parking garage in 35 degree weather. Walks past 2 marines and is so trained to say whatever his earpiece says - “salute the marines” rather than actually saluting them. He currently lives in Castle Rock, a fake stage of the WH.
Goes against his word and bans fracking 1 day into his “presidency”. Writes EO with nothing on any of the pages, doesn’t even sign his name. Turns his back on National Guard: tells them to sleep in a parking garage in 35 degree weather. Walks past 2 marines and is so trained to say whatever his earpiece says - “salute the marines” rather than actually saluting them. He currently lives in Castle Rock, a fake stage of the WH.
Wow, Chi-Com Joe has really beady eyes! Why isn’t there any visible white to his eyes? He surely wasn’t born that way
Chi-Com Joe by Nolsky January 22, 2021
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