Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.

Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)

by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die

Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb

by Mondoowadaoooo January 25, 2022

Racist Chest Pains

Feelings of sadness, fear, jealousy, or anger that racist people get when those that they hate succeed. Coined by South African politician and leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters Julius Malema.

Malema: I'm going to be president of this country, whether you like it or not, and I will preside over the affairs of this country. Including presiding over you. I think you must start adjusting to that reality. The sooner you do that, the less chest pains you will have when that reality comes!

Oppenheimer: What chest pains would result?

Malema: Racist chest pains!

by The man with an unknown name March 23, 2022

gray bar chest pain

A sudden onset of chest pain that is brought on by being arrested. Symptoms are usually so severe that the detainee must be diverted to the ER rather than being put behind bars.

"Hey man loosen these cuffs! I can't breathe! I think I'm dying! I got gray bar chest pain...I can't go to jail, I gotta go to the ER!"

by Weegle May 29, 2009