ChestPains

That hot feeling in your chest/butterflies-in-your-stomach caused by seeing your crush, bae, side-dish. Especially if it's unexpected.

Yoh dawg, chestpains!! She just walked in the club man.

by Raphsody February 14, 2015

Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die

Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb

by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022

Chespainosexual

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves

Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019

Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.

Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)

by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

Racist Chest Pains

Feelings of sadness, fear, jealousy, or anger that racist people get when those that they hate succeed. Coined by South African politician and leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters Julius Malema.

Malema: I'm going to be president of this country, whether you like it or not, and I will preside over the affairs of this country. Including presiding over you. I think you must start adjusting to that reality. The sooner you do that, the less chest pains you will have when that reality comes!

Oppenheimer: What chest pains would result?

Malema: Racist chest pains!

by The man with an unknown name March 23, 2022