1) Bond girl with a porno name
2) Any girl who wears a really skimpy, skanky, busty Eurotrashy skirt that gives all the guys rigor-mortis in their pork stick, and then everyone takes pictures of that person and uses them to make love to their right hand.
Person A: "Oh man did you see that Chesty Larue in that red dress?"
Person B: "Totally, I gots mad pics of her on me cell-phone, and now I sell them to all the fat Goth guys who have no girlfriends."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.