1) Bond girl with a porno name
2) Any girl who wears a really skimpy, skanky, busty Eurotrashy skirt that gives all the guys rigor-mortis in their pork stick, and then everyone takes pictures of that person and uses them to make love to their right hand.
Person A: "Oh man did you see that Chesty Larue in that red dress?"
Person B: "Totally, I gots mad pics of her on me cell-phone, and now I sell them to all the fat Goth guys who have no girlfriends."
The colloquial and decidedly less vulgar terminology for a titfuck. Used in conversation where it is too polite to say titfuck, but just lewd enough to be talking about one.
Travis: Yo, last night this chick gave me the gnarliest chesty morgan.
Chad: Travis, you’re disgusting bro!... but also, nice...
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*