1) Bond girl with a porno name
2) Any girl who wears a really skimpy, skanky, busty Eurotrashy skirt that gives all the guys rigor-mortis in their pork stick, and then everyone takes pictures of that person and uses them to make love to their right hand.
Person A: "Oh man did you see that Chesty Larue in that red dress?"
Person B: "Totally, I gots mad pics of her on me cell-phone, and now I sell them to all the fat Goth guys who have no girlfriends."
The colloquial and decidedly less vulgar terminology for a titfuck. Used in conversation where it is too polite to say titfuck, but just lewd enough to be talking about one.
Travis: Yo, last night this chick gave me the gnarliest chesty morgan.
Chad: Travis, you’re disgusting bro!... but also, nice...
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.