chernobyl

named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.

John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.

by tbrown1278AX August 11, 2009

chernobyl

a teabagging given by a Russian man

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me

by Timmy G. March 12, 2006

Chernobyled

When a child has reached their emotional/physical limit and have a melt down similar to that of Chernobyl.

Holy crap, our 6 year old just Chernobyled when we said that we were going to walk back to the hotel instead of taking the tram.

by Brockson November 11, 2011

Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

by MouseG September 2, 2018

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chernobyl Pussy

A nasty vagina that has an an abundance of "FALL OUT"

Example 1:
Person A: "Hey check out this picture of this chicks vagina!"
Person B: "Oh man, that's a nasty ass Chernobyl Pussy!!"

Example 2:
Person A: "Hey man, look at that hot girl over there"
Person B: "Dude, I bet you she has a Chernobyl Pussy for sure"

by Jeff Fuckin' Grace October 9, 2012