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Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"
Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019
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Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"
Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

Cheng Li 

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
Cheng Li by Mathew Smiths March 16, 2019

Cheng Lin 

The best mother alive. You'd be very lucky to have one in your life. Treasure her dearly as she is often unappreciated. Might nag a lot, but that's how she shows she cares, even if it gets overbearing sometimes.
Person 1: Have you seen Cheng Lin recently?

Person 2: Of course, she's amazing, isn't she?
Cheng Lin by Panthers Domina July 17, 2020

Chung Li 

A term to describe a fanny.
Put your M bison in my chung li, said Gen to Dan.
Chung Li by Daniel Bibby December 5, 2005

cheng ling

a spider ninja who doesn't do much, they really just sit there and watch you have lunch
omg is that a Cheng ling ?
cheng ling by rottenmango May 7, 2020

Chong Li 

The Asian guy that works hard to achieve his goals. Usually the Tech guy in the group. He socializes a lot but only stick to a few close friends.
Louis: i hate coding...
Gay alan: that's because you're not Chong LI
Chong Li by master lolo December 2, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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