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chev chelios 

He is the protagonist of the Crank films. He is played by Jason Statham.
Chev Chelios was poisoned by the chinese shit.
chev chelios by Adolphe Sanks June 30, 2014
what the KGB used to be called (KGB= russian secret police); Den' Chekista (Day of Chekist) is probably on of the most important holidays for the Putin Administration.
"once chekist, always chekist"
"Iz-za kakogoto suki stukar'a, chekisti zastrelili dedushku"
chekist by Winston Wax October 24, 2007
To honor the great Chris Chelios we designed a shot.

1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)

-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)
We should take a Chelios.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.
Chelios by floffy9 February 20, 2010

chemiosmurphy 

chemiosmurphy the coolest bio rapper
look at chemiosmurphy go
chemiosmurphy by chip murphy June 15, 2004

Chekhostrophe 

An event that causes many people incurable emotional pain and suffering that lasts for a very, very long time and almost always caused by unrequited or impossible love in the spiritually and morally dead society
It seemed that fate itself had destined them for each other, but he had a wife, and she had a husband. They were like two birds, who had been caught and forced to live in separate cages on the brink of chekhostrophe.
Chekhostrophe by Erik.Mam May 7, 2020

fuck you, chelios! 

Inspired by the "Crank 2" movie... this guy is soooo annoying, and sometimes runs the stupid role so
hard, that all you think about, is telling him to fuck himself. This guy is the Chev Chelios type, minus the
high octane desire to wipe out all those who wronged him. You just want to lock him up in the trunk of his
car. Definitely, his name becomes "Chelios", when he's annoyed you.
Guy1:Look, man, I don't have the money... I will pay you next time.
Guy 2: You dont? Fuck you, Chelios!