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Chefs Choice 

Where a man or woman proceeds to eat out multiple dicks and or vaginas. Once tasted them all, they decide whos got the best taste. They then proceed to get everyone in a line and make the winner cum once for each contestant that participated. After this they get a corn on the cob and proceed to ram the winner until shitting themselves. Everyone then respond by enjoying a mars bar party
Gary was the decider of last nights Chefs Choice. Tonight will be Racheals due to her having the worst tasting dick (its 2022).
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chef’s choice 

Basically what lazy teachers write when they don’t feel like coming up with questions for a test.
“Ms. Sweetzer, what’s number 19?”
“It’s chef’s choice”

“ Yea but what is chef’s choice?”
“ Chef’s choice is CHEF’S CHOICE! This class is such a pain in the ass!”
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008