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squeezy cheezey 

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot
squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea
squeezy cheezey by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

Cheesy Squeeze 

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth
yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

Cheeky Squeeze 

A clever name for defecating.
A name for an saucy fellow.
I will sit on this toilet and take a cheeky squeeze.
Cheeky Squeeze by Kibbles Braindt February 25, 2009

cheezysqueezy 

(cheezysqueezy)=the word for rectal gas (a fart), (a trump) (a bum burp).
"hey josh, I did a rite cheezysqueezy in yer maws face last nite."
"really thats not the way I heard it"
"wha......."

squeezey cheesy 

the act of getting lucky with a pregnant chick, but it doesnt stop there. while she is giving you head you bend over and squeeze her dairy jugs, thus making her lactate. You put this lactate in between her tits and start to tity fuck resulting in your penis churning the milk turning it into cheese. ( great on quesadillas)
"Did you hear what georgie did to kendall last night?"
"no what?"
"he gave her a squeezey cheesy!"
"ahh theyre disgusting"
squeezey cheesy by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011

squeeze the cream cheeze 

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.
-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.