Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.

Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah

Cheesy blanket by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017

cheese blanket 

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

cheese blanket by |||||||||||11111llllll1l11l1ll January 15, 2009

Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

Cottage cheese blanket by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

blanket cheese 

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

blanket cheese by cosmokat February 20, 2018