Cheesy Whisper 

When an unwashed male with excess foreskin ejaculates into one's ear in lieu of the genitals or anus, frequently as a workaround to religious doctrine.

After taking a vow of celibacy, she began to get ear infections from so many cheesy whispers.

Cheesy Whisper by Godzilla86ReMix January 12, 2024

Whisper the cheese 

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

Whisper the cheese by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

Cheese & Whiskers 

The phrase "Cheese & Whiskers" is used when one is frustrated... This term could be used instead of several profane comments such as "ah, Shit" or "Damn It".

The comment was originally uttered by Mr. Ratt who was a major character in the British children's show "Banana's in Pyjamas" for additional information research the aforementioned TV show and it's catch phrases.

You are walking along with a cup of coffee from your nearby Starbucks (you paid a pretty penny for it) and you trip and dump half of the coffee on the ground. At this point you say in an adjitated and rather angry voice "Cheese & Whiskers".

Cheese & Whiskers by brightrattie January 10, 2011

Cheese and Whiskers 

An expression you use when you are in anger or in astonishment. Generally used as a substitute for inappropriate language. Commonly used by characters in the television show "Bananas in Pyjamas". Often said at a load volume.

I stubbed my toe and yelled "Cheese and Whiskers!".

Cheese and Whiskers by cheeseandwhiskers March 9, 2025

whisker biscuit with cheese 

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

whisker biscuit with cheese by Tank178 October 6, 2005