Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 13, 2020

cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

by Sennix March 24, 2007

Cheese Plate

To make a fool of.

Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.

by parisenne January 28, 2009

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 September 02, 2015

Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?

Oh hai, do you want some cheese on a plate?

by Beckybutters March 13, 2013

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 09, 2017