Cheese fondue 

A sex act involving a number of participants. A chosen participant plays the part of the "fondue pot", laying on their back with their legs spread above their head, anus highest and spread open, while the participants ejaculate or squirt directly, or spit such fluids into the aforementioned "fondue pot". Those who wish can then dip appendages or snacks. Bon apetit!

"Sorry Jeffrey, I won't be coming in to work today. I fucked my back up participating in a cheese fondue on Saturday night."

"Hopefully everyone's down for a cheese fondue tonight, I haven't jacked off in like three weeks!"

Cheese fondue by mad notes November 25, 2020

beaver cheese fondue 

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.

1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?

beaver cheese fondue by GerlachHacks March 12, 2008

grundle cheese fondue 

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

grundle cheese fondue by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set 

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010