Cheeky Hog

The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog

Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched

by Wad of Dick October 28, 2009

Cheesy Hog

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.

Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.

by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009