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cheesy chester 

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
cheesy chester by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass
Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

Cheesy Chester 

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
Cheesy Chester by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011