Definitions by SpaceyStars

Spacey

Someone that spaces out 80% of the time, and says borderline criminal things the other 20% of the time. Does not at all relate to Kevin Spacey. Please quit this is the 11th time I've heard it.

"Look at Spacey over there." "Yeah, what a silly guy he is."

Spacey by SpaceyStars February 4, 2023

Flicking Your Chunky 

When you're masturbating around other people, and only stroke the tip to be as quiet as possible.

"Why's your hand in your pants? I bet you're flicking your chunky right now, you scallywag, you!"

Flicking Your Chunky by SpaceyStars January 25, 2023

Mrs. Quack Quack 

A quack quack (duck) from the mind of SRP ASMR. She is a very elusive quack quack that only the most perceptive can see without and illuminated handheld magnification device, or some other visualizing tool. She is often depicted as a duck shape on a board for eye tests, and always the hardest level. Her husband, Mr. Quack Quack, is much easier to see, and featured much less.

"Can you see Mrs. Quack Quack?" "No, I don't think I can."

Mrs. Quack Quack by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023

Cheeky Chester

What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.

"Were you just trying to put your finger in my butt? You Cheeky Chester, you!"

Cheeky Chester by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023

Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.

"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"

Kansas Slip n' Slide by SpaceyStars January 6, 2023

Zero-Sided Die 

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

Zero-Sided Die by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

Nincompiss 

A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.

"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."

Nincompiss by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023