by SpaceyStars January 26, 2023
A spin on the word nincompoop. Describes an individual short enough in the mind to absolutely piss all over any conversation they enter. Often view themselves as intelligent, while they're really not.
"Jordan is so annoying, I feel like my face is melting when he speaks." "Here he comes now." "What a Nincompiss."
by SpaceyStars January 05, 2023
When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
by SpaceyStars January 07, 2023
An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 05, 2023
What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.
by SpaceyStars January 09, 2023
Someone that spaces out 80% of the time, and says borderline criminal things the other 20% of the time. Does not at all relate to Kevin Spacey. Please quit this is the 11th time I've heard it.
by SpaceyStars February 05, 2023
A quack quack (duck) from the mind of SRP ASMR. She is a very elusive quack quack that only the most perceptive can see without and illuminated handheld magnification device, or some other visualizing tool. She is often depicted as a duck shape on a board for eye tests, and always the hardest level. Her husband, Mr. Quack Quack, is much easier to see, and featured much less.
by SpaceyStars January 09, 2023