A female who is cunning and very direct. She will say things in a manner that could sometimes be considered rude, but can fluff them up to make them look not so rough. Bold, sassy, prissy and a total flirt.
A Cheeky Bitch is a woman who know what they want and dont hesitate to ask for it, but they will do it without allowing others to realize they are being cunning in their attempts.....
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.