Cheek sucker 

An unsightly human being, generally of the female persuasion, who attempts to disguise their copious facial adipose tissue by sucking in their cheeks during photo ops.

"Whoa bro, take a look at that cheek sucker right there, hope she's not on OKC."

Cheek sucker by 4_DaLulz June 16, 2011

checksucker 

1) a worthless employee - an individual that collects compensation and contributes little to the team
2) A wasteful program or project that carelessly uses time , effort and resources inefficiently

Obama Care Maynard G Crebs wasteoid nudge black-hole loser

The affordable care act is an obvious checksucker.
John was fired, the boss called him a checksucker.

checksucker by Didymus1 December 4, 2013