Check the Left 

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

Check the Left by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border 

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

The left cheek sneak 

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas

When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted

The left cheek sneak by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek 

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019