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Chastity Bra

A type of bra worn by girls that is incredibly sexy but ridiculously difficult to remove without assistance. Typically a sports bra or tight black tank top with many confusing straps and clasps.

Usually worn in the beginning of a relationship or to regulate things back to first base later on. Often worn as a tease, or in retaliation for chastity boxers.
Guy 1: Did you see her boobies?
Guy 2: Nah, she was wearing a chastity bra.
Guy 1: Oh. So what did you do?
Guy 2: Kissed her forehead.
Guy 1: Cool, bro.

Guy: How the fuck do you remove this?
Girl: *cute innocent smile*
Guy: God damnit.

Chastity bra

A tricky, difficult bra or article of clothing that is particularly hard to unhook, which makes the unhooker feel like a fool.
I couldn't believe she was wearing a chastity bra on the third date, I mean, I expected sex after the third date! I guess I'll give her a hickey instead.

Nate couldn't take off the girl's chastity bra, let alone her easy to remove bra, thus qualifying him as inexperienced.
Chastity bra by giftfromgod86 February 1, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008