Chasing Cheese 

When a man ipublicly has the urge to scratch his bell end but he cant take his cock out to do it, he chases cheese through his trousers fingering the end of his dick while he attempts to resolve the itch, dislodge smeg or maybe he is doing it becasue he enjoys it?

I worked in an office where the IT guy came in and daily fingered the end of his prick, through his piss stained trousers. Filthy git should have washed his cock everyday, then it wouldnt have been so itchy!

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Chasing Cheese by Ruby cock sparrow November 22, 2009

Chasing the cheese

Basically chasing the money or getting money

The weekend just ended and im already chasing the cheese!

Chasing the cheese by Cobson The Great October 29, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008