1) any photo, video or gif that is awesome enough to find its way onto www.thechive.com.
2) Photos, videos or gifs falling in the category of "awesome" "random" "funny" "sports" "girls" "hot women" "sexy chivers" "dar" "hump day" "animals" "america" "mind blowing" "wtf"
1) That picture is totally chiveworthy!
2) Hilarious photobomb, that's totally chiveworthy.
3) I submitted a picture to the chive for the DAR. It didn't make it, so it must not have been chiveworthy.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.